Lost and Found Office

(This post is going to be published in English because it refers to not-only-Greek people)

Thank you all for coming to our party on Saturday night. I hope you had a great time! The next party is scheduled for January so, hold your strength until then.

On Sunday, while trying to clean the flat (have you ever seen bombs falling in a flat?) we found several items that belong to some of our guests! These items are:

• A grey sock (How the fuck did he/she live the place with only one sock?)
• A multicolor scarf (Probably belongs to a girl!)
• A bolero-top (Very good quality. Seems expensive. We will have to interogate you in order to take it back. Charlatans that may try to steel it will not be invited at the next party!)
• A black sweater (Belongs to a girl that was feeling very hot!)
• A grey/green sweater (Belongs to a guy that I hope met the girl that was feeling very hot and the had a very hot night. Just assuming!)

Pictures of the items are given below. Please contact me at giannisa AT gmail DOT com or on 00447858424287 if you have any information that can hep us. You can colect the items from 70 Arden St., Edinburgh, Scotland, Europe, Earth. Thank you very much.